The First Encounter in the Bathroom
senin kemaren gw sama dea lg restroom break, mau ke plajaran business. ehh tau2 dtglah Innocent Person#1 (nama dirahasiakan) masuk ke dalam restroom. gw lagi ngobrol2 aja ama dea. and when she went inside the cubicle to do her 'business', tau2 the IP#1 nanya ke gw:
IP#1: kak greta, nanti kk kuliah mo ambil jurusan apa?
Greta: (Setengah ngga percaya, why does she ask such a question out of nowhere?) ngg? mau ambil...acting...
IP#1: ambil apa, kak?
Greta: (lebih keras) ngg...acting...emang knapa?
IP#1: acting? o ya? aku pikir, kk mo ambil physics...
Greta: *hah?* physics? kata sapa??
Dea: (keluar dr cubicle) Greta? ambil physics?? ga salah tuh...
IP#1: ooo...jd kk ngga ambil physics ya?
Greta: emang ngga... emang ada apa sih?
IP#1: ngga kok...abis kyknya kk kok deket banget sih sama pak tungka...
*jegerrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Greta: hah? (pura2 ngga tau apa2) oooo itu...abisnya biar lulus IB, kan physics plg susah soalnya...
Dea: (helping) iya, itu mah demi ngejar nilai bagus...biar lulus IBnya bagus nilainya...hehehehe...
and we parted.
on the way, dea kept singing this: 'even innocent little girl can see what's between you two..' glegglegggleglegegeg....
blm selesai mencerna kejadian aneh bin ajaib tsb, eh datanglah IP#2. temen deketnya si IP#1.
The Second Encounter in the Car
jadi, td tuh gw abis experiment fisika. nah si astari dkk gw suruh nunggu bentaran. untungnya si ast pgn makan gtu di mal, jd kebetulan dong. sambil gw experiment, dy bisa makan tnp beban diliatin kita2 makan.
Abis gw kelar experiment, gw dan astrid jemput si ast, jeje and IP#2 di mal. ehh gtu udah pd masuk, si IP#2 giggle2 ngga jelas gtu. trus si ast lagi, ngomong2 gini: 'apa sih ren, hayooo siapa hayooo?' sumpah, feeling gw udah ngga enak. soalnya dy started giggling pas dy masuk mbil dan ngeliat gw! tp ya udah, i got over it. kali2 aja dy lagi bcanda2an sama astrid.
eh ngga nyampe 5 menit kemudian si ast n jeje manggil gw: "gret, nih baca deh sms ini..." trus dy nyerahin hpnya.
gw baca tulisan yg ada di hpnya. isinya:
"gret, masa td si IP#2 nanya qta kalo loe tuh suka ama pak tungka apa ngga....wkwkwkwk....kacoooo..."
*jegerrrrrrrr jegerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
hm. mampuslah gw.
tapi mereka hebat, yah. it took my close friends a long time to figure out that i like him (itu juga setelah gw kasi tau) but those juniors? they could figure it out faster! even i'm surprised that they could figure it out at all... gw ama dea sih bikin spekulasi dan mini analisa soal kejadian sama IP#1:
knapa dy bisa mendadak nanya gitu?
- she's been watching me all this time (or she and her classmates, but it just so happened that she was the one who met me)
- perhaps, 'the teacher' told her (or any other classmates) to.
- well, the problem is, i am not the only student who is close to him....so why not that other student but instead, me?
wahh...kaco deh. masa rahasia paling confidential ttg gw bisa dipecahkan sama anak seumuran ade gw? malu2in abis. bener kata taglinenya Burn After Reading: intelligence is relative.
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